I Am A Disgusting Human Being

As a person, I've done some pretty disgusting things in my lifetime. Like most people. It's only natural. Like pooping. The number of times I've claimed that I was dying of death from unfavorable bathroom experiences are probably unimaginable. But I should probably stop talking about this, because it doesn't exactly at all apply to what I had planned on writing about and also not everyone seems to be "that interested" in it. Though if you're ever down to talk poop stories, I'm here for you. You're not alone in this. Now where was I? Ah yes, disgust....

My Roommate Bought A Hat With The Word "Bitch" On It

I'm new to the hat wearing world, as you're probably all familiar with by now. Hats are great, hats are fun, and they're celebrated strongly on two different Sundays in our world country (Easter and The Kentucky Derby). I have no beefs with hats, only the hat wearer. This was something I never thought of, until of course I saw that my roommate bought a winter hat, like a beanie (but not this kind of beanie), that just says the word "bitch" on it. Well actually it says "BITCH" which is even more hostile, when you think about it.

To Whomever's Number I Gave Out, Sorry Dawg

So I haven't posted anything in a good long while. I went all the way through April without peeking my head out to see what all the fuss was about. I've got one post planned, that really should've gone up two weeks ago and hell if I know if I'll continue my sad excuse of a March Madness thing. You remember that right? Nope? Well who could be surprised. Certainly not me.

Things You Notice When You Go Home For The First Time

Recently, very recently, I got to go home for the first time in almost approximately three months (off by two days, doggone it!). And I spent a week there. The same thing probably happened to a handful of you wonderful people too, though from the sound of it, weren't as fortunate to spend as much time being home as I did. I'd like to courageously extend a congratulatory proclamation of scoreboard in 3, 2, 1: Scoreboard. Don't worry, it's over and not much more of that will happen. I don't think. Yeesh, this has gotten weird, hasn't it?