Can I Get My Friend Gyasi To Watch The Bachelor? Week 3: Awareness

"Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, the man you came to see: Kanye West"

It was a hot and humid Saturday night in Chicago when Ben Affleck said this in May of 2013. It was May 18, apparently. Who knew! But he didn't say it in Chicago, that's just simply where I was located when it happened, it was a day filled with traveling back and forth from my dorm to friends' apartments relocating my things. By the end of the night, I was exhausted and didn't witness Ben Affleck be more self-aware than he has been since signing up to play Bruce Wayne in a Zack Snyder run Batman fustercluck.

Can I Get My Friend Gyasi To Watch The Bachelor? Week 2: Must See TV

-Milhouse

If you're like me, then you've watched The Bachelor this week and you're probably wondering why I chose this week to talk about something like "Must See TV" considering the lack of anything that happened, especially in the first hour of the broadcast? Am I even qualified to talk about "Must See TV" I mean, hey, sure, I took a History Of Television class the first semester of my Sophomore Year of college, which was back in 2013, but I've still got the notes around here somewhere *shuffles through important papers* and I believe I've got as much moxie as Olivia (reigning MVP, which you can't argue because would a not-MVP get a rose during a group date??) to pull this off.