Can I Get My Friend Gyasi To Watch The Bachelor? Week 1: Competition

 "I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people." -Daniel Plainview 

If you're curious as to the attitude you, as a contestant, should have when being on something like The Bachelor, the above quote from Henry Plainview, as played lived by Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood sums it up. You need to be relentless. You need to not care what the others say or do. You gotta live yer life and play to get the gold (however, Ben Higgins the titular Bachelor is whatever the generic version of gold is). That's why you should be rooting for Olivia and why you should be watching The Bachelor, Gyasi.

Can I Get My Friend Gyasi To Watch The Bachelor? Probably Not But I'm Gonna Try

I'm, without a doubt, an important person with important priorities. During my winter break this year I've done countless upon countless prestige things like reading comics (our dad getting Marvel Unlimited was the greatest gift he got for Christmas that is benefiting everyone-namely, me!), watching movies, playing a not embarrassing amount of Halo 2 while listening to podcasts and watching basketball. I've also done a not so remarkable thing that I wasn't even going to talk about, because unlike so many other things that I do, it's not that important. It's not not off-brand of me, don't worry your pretty little head, I just didn't feel like it needed noting; my business is my business, deal with it.

Things I Shoved Into My iTunes Library Last Calendar Year Bozos

If there's one universal thing people find attractive it's a person gloating about their music taste and how different or experimental it is. "I just like everything haha *sips from a plastic cup at casual party*" We do like everything that we like. We don't like things we don't like-I can't help myself from making the face I make when reading this just like I can't help myself from making the same face if you were to tell me Coldplay has released good music after A Rush Of Blood To The Head (hold for "Fix You" forever, because of The O.C. ((warning, there's a season 2 spoiler in that video, watch at yer own risk (((I couldn't be more serious about this, also anyone know if this whole three parentheses thing is allowed or nah?)))