Can I Get My Friend Gyasi To Watch The Bachelorette? Week 2 (Cont.): A Chad Appreciation Post (Pt. II)

(Pt. I is here)

I've experienced two moments of absolute personal bliss in the month of May. The first was listening to Coloring Book AKA Chance 3 AKA everyone pack it in no need to try and top this unless your name is Pusha T. The second was witnessing Chad (last name still not looked up) give what I can only equate to an MVP like performance on The Bachelorette and probably The Bachelor combined. No one can out-strategize him or out-think him. He's playing a game we can't comprehend and I think I know why, because I have it on good authority to believe that Chad is actually Brad Pitt or Rusty Ryan (AKA Brad Pitt from Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen).

Can I get My Friend Gyasi To Watch The Bachelorette? Week 2 : A Chad Appreciation Post (Pt. 1)

Jojo is clearly the star of The Bachelorette, she is the titular bachelorette, don't you know. But out of the darkness came a star as big, bright and shining as Dirk Diggler and his name is Chad. I don't know his last name, I could look it up, but with a name like Chad the statement is already made; the image in your head is 100% correct. Chad, as you are probably very well aware, looks like he's prone to violence, like he's willing to fight for love like a knight in King Arthur times. However The Bachelorette world looks like it doesn't take kindly to this kind of chivalry and so I wanna get this in before it's too late.