The Definitive Music Guide To Regular Show

Yes. I'm a twenty-year-old boy about to write about a cartoon and music that best personifies some of their characters. I do not blame you in anyway if you choose to stop reading, frankly, anything after this and rethink your life. However, if you could still give me that page view, it'd be ever so kind. Alright now on to the comprehensive and definitive music guide to characters from the cartoon Regular Show.

Scarf It Down......Deep, Deep Down

I've realized something these past two or so years living in Chicago. It's mid-west territory, obviously something I wasn't manufactured for, especially with all the mysteries it brings. But, like a less (much less) manly Teddy Roosevelt, I ventured into this untamed and uncharted territory and, while I certainly haven't become the cowboy he was, I'd say I'm doing puh-retty, well. Except for one small thing, that I just can't seem to shake. I should preface this by saying, I'm more than aware of how particular this is; it's boarder line insane that I'm actually putting words to this, but hey, ya gotta give the people what they want. And that is a Sam-itorial (kinda like "editorial"; thank you Musers). Am I prepared for the friends I'll lose after this? That's a risk you take in this industry (what industry?). And before you mutter to yourself after reading, oh lets say the forth paragraph, "you're ridiculous" or "this is ridiculous" might I make this counter point? You're ridiculous.

Please Don't Hire Me To Do Music At Yer Wedding [UPDATED]

What's prompting this? I'll tell you and it yer not going to like it.

The Importance Of Bread

It's July 31st and nope, there hasn't been anything put in the record books for July. Yet. Sure, I had my computer while I was away, but I was on it maybe two times out of the month. And even then I was checking very important things. Things like......I don't even remember anymore, but they must've been so important that I had to wipe my brain of them, Men In Black style (there's part of me that's shocked that this is a real thing that has 25,000+ views and then there isn't) so as not to disclose their importance to you or hey, maybe even you! I've got camp stories that'll fill yer ears till the cow comes home (that's an expression, right?),but I really need to get something cranked out so as not to look irresponsible. Even if this is the probably forth time this year I've made a post saying that. Please, wipe that disgusted look from your face, it's not that shocking. Oh wait, did you also just watch the music video to Will Smith's titular song "Men In Black," because it was in the suggested videos? If so then that disgusted face is fine.

The Briefest Introductory To Summer You'll Ever Read

At It Again-I'm On Summer's Time Now

Listen, I get it. This is just another excuse for me make my stats look good. Even if it is with one half assed post. I'm no fool. I'm no dummy.

I Am A Disgusted Human Being

Wanna know how prepared I was to write this? In my stupid big fat brain I knew I wanted to do this like two months ago. It just kept getting put into the "you can write this later, man" part of my brain. I'm even feeling that right now. I mean, it's already 4:58 in the afternoon?? Wait. Oh God. Did I say two months earlier? Dammit, I meant, yep, just about three months now. Or not? When did this happen, beginning of February? Alright, we're closer to three months than we are two months. But this just shows how dedicated I am to all of this. Get yer expectations ready folks, because they're about to be obliterated by a verbal sledgehammer.

I Am A Disgusting Human Being

As a person, I've done some pretty disgusting things in my lifetime. Like most people. It's only natural. Like pooping. The number of times I've claimed that I was dying of death from unfavorable bathroom experiences are probably unimaginable. But I should probably stop talking about this, because it doesn't exactly at all apply to what I had planned on writing about and also not everyone seems to be "that interested" in it. Though if you're ever down to talk poop stories, I'm here for you. You're not alone in this. Now where was I? Ah yes, disgust....